February 2012
Me and my future child
Child: Mom, my recital is at 2pm
Me: 2pm? 2PM? You better get 10 points out of 10, sweetie
Child: Mom, are you reliving your K-Pop days again?
Me: Again and Again and Again and Again
Child: ...please stop
Me: Don't stop, Can't stop!
Husband: Dear, you really gotta stop singing my old songs
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY.
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January 2012
I have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure.
